Monday, April 12, 2010

Foreign Aid

The Development Set
 
By Ross Coggins
 

Excuse me friends, I must catch my jet,

I'm off to join the Development Set.

My bags are packed and I've had all my shots;

I have travelers checks and pills for the trots.

 

The Development Set is bright and noble.

Our thoughts are deep and our vision global.

Although we move with the better classes,

Our thoughts are always with the masses.

 

In Sheraton Hotels in scattered nations,

We damn multi-national corporations.

Injustice seems easy to protest,

In such seething hotbeds of social unrest.

 

We discuss malnutrition over steaks

And plan hunger talks over coffee breaks.

Whether Asian flood or African drought

We face each issue with open mouth.

 

We bring in consultants whose circumlocution

Raises difficulties for every solution,

Thus guaranteeing good eating

By showing the need for another meeting.

 

The language of the Development Set

Stretches the English alphabet.

We use swell words like "epigenetic"

"Micro", macro and logarithmatic.

 

It pleasures us to be esoteric—

It's so intellectually atmospheric!

And though establishments may be unmoved,

Our vocabularies are much improved.

 

 When the talk gets deep and you're feeling dumb,

You can keep your shame to a minimum.

To show that you, too, are intelligent,

Simply ask, "Is it really development?"

 

Or say, "That's fine in practice, but don't you see,

It doesn't really work in theory."

A few may find this incomprehensible,

But most will admire you as deep and sensible.

 

Development Set homes are extremely chic,

Full of carvings, curios and draped with batik.

Eye-level photos subtly assure

That your host is at home with the great and the poor.

 

Enough of these verses—on with the mission!

Our task is as broad as the human condition.

Just pray God the biblical promise is true,

The poor ye shall always have with you.



--
Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."  --
Albert Einstein !!!

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