FROM MY FRIEND PROF ANDRE DEGEORGES
Best joke for 2010 so far: George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
P.S.: In my mind it has been going on for at least 30 years as our country has been sold down the river by the political elite of both parties - jobs going overseas, those that can't go overseas they bring in illegals or lesser paid engineers/IT people on special visas, run the country on deficits (900 billion around 1960, 5 trillion by the time G.W. took over, 10 trillion when he left and expected to double in the next 10 years if not sooner) borrowed from China, bought lock stock and barrel by the corporates and Wall Street!
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Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." --
Albert Einstein !!!
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