London Wallpaper: BAN THE UNIVERSITIES-by-Waseem Altaf

BAN THE UNIVERSITIES

Mr Waseem Altaf

Universities generate knowledge and we don't need them. The Federal
Minister for Finance has categorically told the Vice Chancellors to
raise their own funds as no money is available in the public sector.
71 VC's have threatened to resign en bloc. The amount demanded is Rs.7
billion to defray the expenditures of all the public sector
universities.
However Rs. 700 billion modestly estimated, would be spent by the
corporate army as defense expenditure during F/Y 2010-2011.So we need
fighter aircraft, main battle tanks, helicopter gunships and
submarines more than any research and academic activity. Money is also
required to acquire land for DHA's, and the landscaping and
beautification of cantonment areas. Polo grounds, golf courses, squash
courts, swimming pools and sauna baths are also required to be
incorporated in the defense sector as no war game is complete without
these.
We also need to build the Benazir monument on state land near
Islamabad highway at an estimated cost of Rs 1 billion.The project to
enact a Bab-e-Pakistan Memorial at Walton, Lahore costing millions if
not billions is also pending for quite some time .These projects need
our immediate attention. The expansion of Bari Imam Shrine also calls
for an urgent action. Numerous foreign visits of the President and the
Prime Minister are also in the pipeline since long.These should also
be executed urgently. The subsidies, tax exemptions, waivers and
amnesties must continue for the industrial tycoons and the big
landlords from the agricultural sector, costing billions to the common
man. After all these elites played a role in the creation of this
state so why should they not benefit in this independent country
(could they have enjoyed that much freedom in united India?).
Why should we have universities in the first place? These so called
academic institutions are most likely to create deviants and perverts.
These people can be a threat to the Muslim state and society. They
further the Jewish agenda to destabilize the Muslim ummah which is the
only threat to Judeo-Christian nexus after the fall of communism.
The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has awarded the Nobel Prize in
Chemistry for 2009 jointly to Venkatraman Ramakrishnan,a hindu,Thomas
A. Steitz a christian and Ada E. Yonath,a jew"for studies of the
structure and function of the ribosome". Look at the unholy alliance
of yahud o hanud o nasara,the master conspirators doing research to
awe the muslims .We will never be threatened by the
pseudo-intellectuals. We have Imam Ghazali , Shah waliullah and
Mujaddid Alfe-Sani and you can never match their intellectual genius.
What you are discovering today we found it 1400 years ago. You stole
our knowledge and our values and pretend that these are yours. East or
west, we are the best.
So it is high time that these public sector universities should be
shut down. We can request the al-Mamlaka al-ʻArabiyya as-Suʻūdiyya and
the Jomhuri-ye Eslāmi-ye Irān to sponsor Islamic madrassehs in
Pakistan, instead.Shias can join the Iran backed while the Sunnis can
go to Saudi religious schools. The redundant faculty of public sector
universities can be given the choice to either join these schools or
the khasadar force fighting against the Taliban in the tribal areas.
Hopefully most of them would prefer to join these foreign sponsored
madressahs.The Saudi sponsored schools can have radd-e shiaiat as a
core course while the Iranian backed schools can take up
radd-e-wahabiat as one of the compulsory courses. The diverse
trajectory of various courses, in addition to military training would
enhance pluralism and trained human resource to fight the infidels.
As after the demise of public sector universities a lot of open land
and buildings would be available at prime locations, we also have to
see how we can utilize these assets.Askari 14 is too far off in Pindi
and same is the case with Askari 10 in Lahore so why not have Askari
15 at the present location of Quaid-e-Azam university .Askari 11 can
be developed at New Campus of the Punjab Universaty.
We also look into appointing towering acedemics like Zaid Hamid ,Amir
Liaqat Hussain,Generals' Hamid Gul ,Mirza Aslam Beg and Asad Durrani
,Faiz Ali Chishti and Khalid Mehmood Arif as rectors of these foreign
sponsored madrassahs.These people have the answer to virtually every
question imaginable. People like Zakir Naik,Munnawar Hassan and
Fazal-ur-Rehman,Allam Moosvi and Allama Najfi as part of visiting
faculty would further enlighten the knowledge seekers. However since
they are all serious people and would make the atmosphere too somber
it would be advisable that every fortnight , clowns like Nasir
Chinioti,Tariq Teddy,Mastana and Phurtila along with Ms Hina
Kausar,Rabia Alvi and Komal Naz should entertain the faculty and
students with comedy and dances.
So let's hurry up and do away with these white elephants called
universities. A very bright and prosperous future awaits us.